Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake  


A tourist in Australia suffered greatly for going to the toilet at the roadside, when an extremely venomous snake bit him on the penis while he was attending to his business.

The man was caught short on the road in Queensland, resulting in him having to answer the call of nature close to Laura (that's a town in the northern tip of Queensland, not a woman).

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"...This is to much yuk, im never peeing at the roadside again..."



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Stonehenge  


Stonehenge served as a burial ground for much longer than had previously been believed, new research suggests.

The site was used as a cemetery for 500 years, from the point of its inception.

Archaeologists have said the cremation burials found at the site might represent a single elite family and its descendents - perhaps a ruling dynasty.

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Breast implants among property lost on London transport  



A stuffed puffer fish, a harpoon gun, gas masks, inflatable dolls and a pair of breast implants are waiting to be reunited with careless owners who left them behind on trains, buses and taxis in London.

The bizarre collection of items is housed at Transport for London’s lost property office and includes the as yet unclaimed coffin used in the film Four Weddings and a Funeral.

"...Why dont they just turn there office into a museum?..."

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Introducing Britain’s most dangerous tortoise  



If you see this tortoise, do not approach him. He may be unarmed but he is certainly dangerous.

"... I wonder if he has an asbo yet..."

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List of lists: Celebrities and remarkable people  



"...You must read this one its been put together really well..."

There's nothing like a good online list to pass the lunch hour. To help you kill time more profitably, here we present the first in our series of lists of lists, selecting the best of the web's funny, mischievous and intriguing rankings. This week the theme is celebrities and extraordinary people.

Example: Marlene Dietrich and Greta Garbo had an affair
"Is it possible that in the more liberal environment of Weimar Germany, the two young actresses had an affair? Could their later Hollywood "rivalry" have been a PR ploy to keep their past hidden?"

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British pet is 'oldest dog in the world'  


A couple are trying to prove their pet Labrador cross is the oldest dog in the world.


The owners of Bella say she is at least 25 years old.

Owner David Richardson, 76, said he bought the mixed breed dog from the RSPCA 26 years ago when she was at least three years old.

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"...Now thats an old dog..."

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Monster carnivorous mice  

A British owned island in the South Atlantic has been overrun by hundreds of thousands of monster mice which have evolved into carnivores.The mice of Gough Island have grown to two or even three times the size of an ordinary house mouse.

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"... Have you seen the film ratatouille he started this lol..."

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Wolf boy is welcomed home by mother after years in the wild  



TWO months after being found close to death, a real-life Mowgli who lived in Romanian forests with wild dogs after running away from a violent father is returning to family life. Michael Leidig reports from Brasov.

The mother of Romania's "Mowgli Boy" took her son home for the first time last week after he spent years living with wild animals in the forests of Transylvania.

Lina Caldarar has already had one heart-stopping moment since being reunited with Traian, seven, when he ran in front of a car to chase a cat.

"...Dont all warewolves & vampires come from that part of the world..."

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MPs to approve hybrid embryos  

A coalition of Britain's leading medical charities will today urge MPs to approve stem cell research using human-animal hybrid embryos, as the Commons prepares for a landmark vote on the issue. The open letter, whose signatories include the Parkinson's Disease Society and the British Heart Foundation, says that allowing the creation of hybrid embryos could lead to crucial advances in the treatment of a range of serious diseases.

"...I think this is both good and bad thing..."
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Man Charged After Tossing M&Ms At Cop  



A college student whose friend was being questioned in a hit and run found himself charged with assaulting an officer with a curious choice of weapons: M&Ms.
Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report.

"... I bet the smartie's felt left out..."

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Driver fined for putting beer before child  



A motorist was fined £300 for putting a seat belt around his beer rather than his five-year-old child.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was "shocked and appalled" when he pulled over the unregistered car.

The 30-can box was strapped in between the two adults sitting in the back of the car. The child was with them - sitting on the floor.

"...I wonder if the box had a booster cushion..."

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Sniffing Dogs Detect Feces  



In the Cerrado region of Brazil, four dogs trained to detect animal feces by scent are helping researchers monitor rare and threatened wildlife such as jaguar, tapir, giant anteater and maned wolf in and around Emas National Park, a protected area with the largest concentration of threatened species in Brazil.
The researchers analyze feces found by the dogs to learn about where and how the threatened mammals live. Data such as numbers, range, diet, hormonal stress, parasites and even genetic identity contribute to a study of how the mammals use environments inside and outside the park, especially on privately owned lands of the region.

..."What a shitty job, I bet there right dogs body's"...

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Tourist's 'Terrifying' Maggot Ordeal  



A holidaymaker has told of his horror at discovering that six tiny bites he received on holiday in West Africa had each spawned a live maggot.

Alan Evans, 50, from Yatton near Bristol, returned to Britain to find the little stings he got during a fortnight in the Gambia with his wife Karen had grown into throbbing boils.

The father-of-two had been infected by bot fly, which lays eggs beneath the skin and feeds on human cells.

...."Nice holiday remind me to go there i might get maggots BOT ill have a good time..."

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Man operates on his own throat with steak knife  


A man who was suffering breathing difficulties took medical matters into his own hands in a rather extreme way – by performing a tracheotomy on himself with a steak knife.

Steve Wilder, of Omaha, Nebraska, woke in the night struggling to breathe. Fearing that he was about to die, and not believing that an ambulance would reach him in time, he took the obvious course of action – he went to the kitchen and picked up a steak knife.

..."You got to be a brave man to do that..."

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Skull As A Bong  



Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.
Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story,

Police were led to a heavily wooded site in Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than 4 feet deep. At the time, the muddy water did not allow police to see if the coffin had been disturbed.

..."If it had been a cremation they would of smoked some great ash..."

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Tropics insects 'face extinction  


Many tropical insects face extinction by the end of this century unless they adapt to the rising global temperatures predicted, US scientists have said.
Researchers led by the University of Washington said insects in the tropics were much more sensitive to temperature changes than those elsewhere.

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Goldfish that plays football and limbo dances  



Comet the goldfish may be the world's most intelligent fish after its owner, Dean Pomerleau, trained it to perform a range of aquatic activities...."How do you train a goldfish..."
Comet can play football, basketball and even limbo dance under a bar.

Dr Pomerleau, 41, from Los Angeles, used a training technique called positive reinforcement to train Comet to perform the tricks.

This involves rewarding the fish with food when it successfully completes a task...."same as a dog then? my dog cant stay under water that long..."
Dr Pomerleau insisted there was nothing fishy about his claim, saying anyone can teach their pet to perform similar tricks..."he must live a boring life or do drugs..."
There is mounting evidence that fish are more intelligent than people give them credit for," the fish training expert said.


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